expresident:

What my cats did during the storm, by Jack Shepherd

- snuck out on the balcony during the surge and tried to get
blown away
- wet pawprints all over my white POÄNG
- necessitated enforced segregation due to fighting
- pissed on my comforter because they didn't like the enforced
segregation due to fighting
- tried to eat my vegan mac and "cheese"
- woke me up at 2 in the morning playing with a matchbox nascar car