June 9 2008
Good god, this really is almost as bad as being locked in an elevator for 41 hours. Reading it, I mean.The only thing that surprises me about this not-even-Livejournal-worthy Tale Of Hipsterdom is that it wasn’t sourced from Facebook friendship.
Totally. Also, I can’t believe that his whole thing about admittedly being in the bathroom for an abnormally long period of time but being unable to admit that he was either a) taking a shit or b) doing drugs or c) both went completely unchallenged. Also? He “fell asleep” in the backyard after calling his friend to come help him and then convinced his friend to come back? This guy sounds like a class-A douche.
For some reason, I find this to be the saddest detail in a very sad piece:
Next he did a Google search for “what to do if you get locked in a bar.” “But Google did not have any good answers,” he said.